How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter, they're already enlightened.
How many pagans does it take to change a light bulb? All of them, because each of them has to have their own.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? They just ask Jesus to do it.
How many Gardnerians does it take to change a light bulb? I can't tell you, it's a secret.
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he spends twenty years thinking about it.
How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One to do it and twelve rabbis to make sure it's kosher.
How many Hellenists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he might claim Edison got the design from the Greeks.
How many Setians does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter, they prefer the dark anyway.
How many satanists does it take to change a light bulb? Satanists don't screw in light bulbs, but they screw everywhere else.
How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?
It doesn't matter.
How many alchemists does it take to change a lightbulb? First they have to decide what element light is.
How many Taoists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just wait for the problem to solve itself.
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